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If I ever get back to Bristol, I’m better off sleeping in the county jail
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If you’re going to ask me if I want to have pizza, the answer is always yes.
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Do women test guys? Actually, bluntly, do we test each other?
I’m starting to get the idea that women I’ve talked to tell me a story that tests me to see if I believe it, and then they use that yardstick to see if I’m a decent person or not.
Over the summer, I started talking to this woman. I kinda picked her up at a bar after a gig and she seemed very nice through texts. The sex conversation was pretty quick…probably because I was texting with her at 4 am. I digress…
She laid out this story that she is an amateur pornstar. She has starred in about half dozen films and she won awards and a contract. But for some reason, the money never came for the contract, she said. She laid out this “temptress” vibe that, honestly, for a guy who hadn’t been laid in four months, sounded kinda cool.
Then she came over to my house for the first time. She sat on the couch and didn’t act at all like this sex machine she described in texts. I did make a move to kiss her, but she had that “once you close your eyes I’m watching you while you kiss me” vibe and I was glad to have her gone before it got any worse.
When she got home, she texted me and asked me why I hadn’t tried anything further. I explained that I was tired and everything. We slowly stopped talking over text, until now I don’t even return her messages anymore.
It just makes me wonder if she was testing me to see if I’d believe the sex goddess line and if I took that in, maybe I was just a pig and she didn’t really like me. I dunno.
I think I’m crazy sometimes.
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So I wake up today unemployed for the second time this year and I take a shower and after I’m drying my feet and my back goes out. Literally amazing how my life turns on a fucking dime.
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